same conversation, every day

We've tried to find out what Porter wants Santa to bring him... but conversations are difficult with this kid.


Me: "Porter, is Santa coming?"
P: "Okay!!"
Me: "What is he going to bring you?"
P: "Bring you?"
Me: "Yeah, he's going to bring you presents! What do you want him to bring you?"
P: "Bring?..... Presents!!"
Me: "Yes, he'll bring you presents! What do you want the presents to be?"
P: "Presents to be?"
Me: "Yes, what do you want your presents to be?"
P: "Bring presents from Santa!"
Me: "Yes, Santa will bring you presents. And when you open the present what do you want to find inside?"
P: "I find inside?"
Me: "Yep, what do you want to see when you open your presents"
P: "..........................one present"
Me: "You want one present?"
P: "Okay!"
Me: "Okay, and when you open that one present, what do you want to find inside?"
P: ".............................two presents?"
Me: "Okay." (said with an acceptance of defeat)

I guess I should be grateful he's not picky.
After days of this repeated questioning we finally got an answer; a Lightening McQueen car and a train.

I'm sure Santa will not disappoint.